Posts Tagged ‘Disposable Fly Trap(s)’
Disposable Fly Traps Work For Mosquitoes Too
Fly season is here. Someone leaves a screen door open or cracks a window without remembering it doesn’t have a screen and you see the zigzag and hear the buzz. You need disposable fly traps. Mosquito season is here too. There are few things as irritating as hearing the buzz of a mosquito hover above [...]
Johnny the Fly
“Johnny I said get away from those disposable fly traps! If you touch it it’ll get stuck to your finger and I’ll have to take you to the hospital.” “Aw Mom, I’m just playing with the dead flies.” “Get away from those flies! They carry disease and they eat feces. You touch them and then [...]
Disposable Fly Traps Are Better Now Than Later
As spring beckons, that means one thing. It’s getting warmer. And with that warmth billions of maggots will begin to open their eyes and squirm about, soon producing a swarm of filth-eating, human-annoying flies. Which means that now is the perfect time to buy disposable fly traps. Something about the sweet syrup on the fly [...]
Disposable Fly Traps Work For Mosquitoes, Too
I hate mosquitoes. I hate them with a fiery passion and feel like they could be easily eliminated from the earth with no repercussion to the eco-system or food chain. The thing about mosquitoes though, they LOVE me. It’s a well known fact. Every summer (and even once in a blue moon during a random colder month) [...]
Robert Burns was a Catchmaster
Winter is a good season for mice. They like to hide in barns and attics, crawlspaces and other small, dark, warm areas. Robert Burns, a catchmaster, and one of Scotland’s favorite poets, knew this, and dedicated one of the most famous poems in the English language, “To a Mouse.” Forgive his horrible spelling, that was [...]
Winterize Your Home With the Best Mouse Traps
It is important to prevent mice from entering your home during the winter. This is when mice like to make nests, and their favorite places to do so are in the warm, dry places in your home. A mouse can fit through an opening the size of a dime, so it’s important to survey the [...]
The Catchmaster Presents a History of the Word ‘Rat’
Rats have always been despised by humans. This post will examine this manifestation of disgust in the English language. The word rat has been used slangily to describe a scoundrel, a traitor, informer, especially in times of trouble, as well as a person who frequents a certain place. For example, that pack of teenagers you [...]
Bring The Best Mouse Traps to Your Dreams
When I was a little boy, one of my worst nightmares occurred soon after I had seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. It involved me wearing an Indiana Jones hat and holding a whip, and I reluctantly entered the dark, deep temple of my own mind. Wandering through the labyrinthine maze of black [...]
Humane Mouse Traps: Solution for the Squeamish
I have no qualms about using mouse glue traps, if it means it will keep them from invading my house, but my boyfriend is a little more sensitive than I am. He is the type who will bring home birds with broken wings and nurse them back to life. He leaves cat food out for [...]
Disposable Fly Traps Keep Me Sane
It’s not that I don’t like bugs, it just that I don’t like them in house. If I see an insect or a rodent anywhere outside my home, even it’s in the yard, I don’t really look twice. I mean, if you think about it, my house is kind of on their turf anyway. So [...]
