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Fly Trouble
My roommate always leaves the back door open. It gets hot during the summer, and to cool the kitchen he allows hundreds of flies to enter our home. Small flies, big flies, horseflies, shoe flies, black flies, brown flies, green flies – flies of all kinds. Filthy feces eating creatures. Small ones are crafty: they circle in the air when I run after them, and perch on landings where they know they blend in. These flies often grow up to be big flies, unless I kill them.
Other flies aren’t so lucky. They land on my table while I’m cleaning and I spray once, he shudders. Twice, he blisters. Thrice, four times, he struggles. And with the fifth spray he festers in the white foam, wings sputtering, legs crinkling. Ha! That’s why they call me the catchmaster, I tell him.
Other times I’ll take a kitchen towel and whip it at them, slapping them like jocks getting out of the shower, and upside down, their legs twitter in rigor mortis. But to make it easier, to never have to see them flying and buzzing around out of my sink when I run the water, or away from the cat food when I get too close, I think I’ll simply invest in a disposable fly trap. Yes, a disposable fly trap allows me to lure them in with the smell of feces (or something that attracts the insects similarly) and wham, they landed in the wrong spot for the last time.
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